Posted on Sunday, 15 May 2011

Californication:

spittle:

Girlfriend: LOL

David Duchovny: (sneer) 

Girlfriend: What is your issue with LOL?

David Duchovny: I don’t have an issue unless you count the fact that every time you say it you contribute to the death of the English language.

Everytime you quote “Californication”, an angel gets ejaculated upon by a masturbating fox Duchovny.

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